YOU SAID:
when the dinosaur's arrive we shall serve them tea in our tutus and heels just waiting for them to finish then we shall slaughter them as they snooze in the sun.
INTO JAPANESE
恐竜が到着したら、チュチュとかかとでお茶を出し、彼らが終わるのを待ってから、太陽の下で居眠りをしながら彼らを虐殺します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When the dinosaurs arrive, serve tea with tutus and heels, wait for them to finish, and then slaughter them while dozing off in the sun.
INTO JAPANESE
恐竜が到着したら、チュチュとかかとでお茶を出し、それらが終わるのを待ってから、太陽の下で居眠りをしながらそれらを虐殺します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When the dinosaurs arrive, serve tea with tutus and heels, wait for them to finish, and then slaughter them while dozing off in the sun.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.