YOU SAID:

When the betowed of thee changes to kite and so fourth the legarthy of this prepostrous occurance is bestowed upon the inhaler of the alcohol

INTO JAPANESE

汝の汝が凧に変わり、四番目にこの前兆の発生の合法性がアルコールの吸入器に授けられるとき

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When you turn into a kite and fourthly the legality of this precursory outbreak is bestowed on the alcohol inhaler

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが凧に変わり、第四にこの前兆の発生の合法性がアルコール吸入器に授けられるとき

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When you turn into a kite and fourthly the legality of this precursory outbreak is bestowed on the alcohol inhaler