YOU SAID:
When the bear hopped, I was peeing into my toilet
INTO JAPANESE
クマが飛び乗ったとき、私は私のトイレにおもらし
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When the bears jumped, peeing on the toilet I I
INTO JAPANESE
クマが飛び込んだ時におもらしトイレ私私
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When the bear jumped into toilet peeing I my
INTO JAPANESE
熊が私をおしっこトイレに飛び込んだとき私
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When the bear jumped into the toilet to pee I my
INTO JAPANESE
熊が私をおしっこをトイレに飛び込んだとき私
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When the bear jumped into the toilet to pee I my
That didn't even make that much sense in English.