YOU SAID:
When Sarah said that there was a problem with the mail, she didn't expect for that problem to be with the mail itself; let alone the fact the "problem" was that it was a large dragon sitting in the remains of her letterbox.
INTO JAPANESE
サラは、メールに問題があったことを言うと、彼女はメール自体にその問題を期待していなかったましてや「問題」事実が彼女のレター ボックスのままに座っている大規模な龍だった。
Yes! You've got it man! You've got it