YOU SAID:
when pigs fly then I will die because I will eat a poisons pie
INTO JAPANESE
豚が飛ぶとき、私は死んでしまうので毒パイを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I would die when pigs can fly, so poison to eat pie
INTO JAPANESE
豚が飛ぶことができるとき、私は死んでしまうので毒パイを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I would die when pigs can fly, so poison to eat pie
You should move to Japan!