YOU SAID:
When pigs fly a plan eats a phd
INTO JAPANESE
豚が飛ぶとき 計画は博士号を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The plan is to eat a PhD when the pig flies
INTO JAPANESE
計画は豚が飛ぶときに博士号を食べることです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The plan is to eat a PhD when the pig flies
You should move to Japan!