YOU SAID:
When pigs fly, I fart pickles
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私はピクルスをおなら豚が飛ぶとき
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When I fart pigs can fly pickles
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豚が漬物を飛ぶことができるときに私がおなら
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When can pigs fly Pickles in my fart
INTO JAPANESE
とき飛ぶことができる豚ピクルス私のおならで
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When you can fly pork pickle my fart
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ときは、豚肉のピクルスを私のおならを飛ぶことができます。
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You can fly I fart when the pickled pork.
INTO JAPANESE
飛ぶことができる私はおならとピクルスの豚肉。
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I can fly I fart and pickled pork.
INTO JAPANESE
私はおならとピクルスの豚肉は私を飛ぶことができます。
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I can fly me to fart and pickled pork.
INTO JAPANESE
私はおならとピクルスの豚肉に私を飛ぶことができます。
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I can fly me to fart and pickled pork.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.