YOU SAID:
When my house is on fire, please help me out.
INTO JAPANESE
私の家に火がついたら、私を助けてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please help me if my house gets a light.
INTO JAPANESE
私の家が光を得るなら、私を助けてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please help me if my house gets the light.
INTO JAPANESE
私の家が光を得るなら、私を助けてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please help me if my house gets the light.
That's deep, man.