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when my house burnt down i drank water cause its ironic whne i said it was ironic an iron fell on my foot now im gonna go feed my 48 toothed 4 legged 2 eyed banshee because its laughing at me and i want it to be nice

INTO JAPANESE

私の家が焼け落ちたとき、私は水を飲んで皮肉なwhneを飲んだ私は鉄が私の足に落ちたと言った今、私の48歯4脚2目のバンシーを養いに行くつもりです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When my house burned down, I drank water and drank sarcastic whne I'm going to feed my 48-toothed four-legged second banshee now that I said iron fell on my feet.

INTO JAPANESE

家が全焼したとき、私は水を飲んで皮肉なwhneを飲んだので、鉄が足に落ちたと言ったので、私は48歯の4本足のセカンドバンシーを食べるつもりです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When the house burned down, I drank water and drank sarcastic whne, so I said iron fell on my feet, so I'm going to eat a 48-tooth, four-legged second banshee.

INTO JAPANESE

家が全焼したとき、私は水を飲んで皮肉な口当を飲んだので、私は鉄が私の足に落ちたと言ったので、私は48歯、4本足の第二のバンシーを食べるつもりです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When the house burned down, I drank water and had a sarcastic mouth, so I said iron fell on my feet, so I'm going to eat a 48-tooth, four-legged second banshee.

INTO JAPANESE

家が全焼したとき、私は水を飲んで皮肉な口を持っていたので、私は鉄が私の足に落ちたと言ったので、私は48歯、4本足の第二のバンシーを食べるつもりです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When the house burned down, I drank water and had a sarcastic mouth, so I said iron fell on my feet, so I'm going to eat a 48-tooth, four-legged second banshee.