YOU SAID:
When my dad came back from Vietnam, he used to put on his military gas mask and chase us kids around the trailer to scare us. That bizarre anticipation of fear and weird hilarity is what awaits me now as I encounter what the leader of free world has already been up to each morning.
INTO JAPANESE
私の父がベトナムから戻ってきたとき彼は彼の軍のガスマスクをつけるし、私達の私達をおびえさせるトレーラー周りの子供を追跡する使用されます。恐怖と奇妙なはしゃぎの奇妙な期待は毎朝まで自由な世界はすでに私が発生のどのようなリーダーとして今何が私を待っています。
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