YOU SAID:
when life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes.
INTO JAPANESE
人生があなたにレモンを与えるとき、人生の目にジュースを噴出させてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When life gives you a lemon, let the juice squirt into the eyes of life.
INTO JAPANESE
人生があなたにレモンを与えるとき、ジュースを人生の目に噴出させてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When life gives you a lemon, let the juice squirt into the eyes of life.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.