YOU SAID:
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye
INTO JAPANESE
人生があなたにレモンを与えたら、目の前で誰かを沸かす
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If life gives you lemon, boil someone in front of you
INTO JAPANESE
人生があなたにレモンを与えたら、あなたの前で誰かを沸かす
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If life gives you lemon, boil someone in front of you
That didn't even make that much sense in English.