YOU SAID:
when life gives you lemons, run around and squirt your juice into people's eyes
INTO JAPANESE
人生があなたにレモンを与えるとき、周りに実行して、人々の目にあなたのジュースを噴出
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When life gives you a lemon, running around, spouting your juice in the eyes of the people
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium