YOU SAID:
When life gives you lemons, commit suicide.
INTO JAPANESE
人生はあなたにレモンを与える、自殺を託します。
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Life commit suicide, giving you a lemon.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたにレモンを与える人生自殺。
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Life gives you lemon committed suicide.
INTO JAPANESE
人生はあなたにレモンをコミット自殺を与えます。
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Life gives lemons commit suicide you.
INTO JAPANESE
人生は、レモンを与える自殺します。
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Life gives you lemons, suicide.
INTO JAPANESE
人生では、レモン、自殺を与えます。
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In life gives lemons, committed suicide.
INTO JAPANESE
人生の中には、レモン、自殺を与えます。
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Life gives lemons, committed suicide.
INTO JAPANESE
人生は、レモン、自殺を与えます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Life gives lemons, committed suicide.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.