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When it's late at night and everyone is asleep, I find it is the best time to reach under my bed and pull out my waifu body pillow. I cannot let my friends know that I'm like this. I would commit seppuku

INTO JAPANESE

夜遅く、みんなが眠っているときは、ベッドの下に手を伸ばしてワイフ抱き枕を抜くのが一番いい時期だと思います。こんな感じだと友達に知らせることはできません。切腹します

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Late at night, when everyone is asleep, I think it's best to reach under the bed and pull out the wife's pillow. I can't tell my friends that it's like this. Seppuku

INTO JAPANESE

夜遅く、みんなが寝ているときは、ベッドの下に手を伸ばして妻の枕を抜くのが一番いいと思います。こんな感じだと友達には言えません。切腹

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Late at night, when everyone is sleeping, it's best to reach under the bed and pull out my wife's pillow. I can't tell my friends that it's like this. Seppuku

INTO JAPANESE

夜遅く、みんなが寝ているときは、ベッドの下に手を伸ばして妻の枕を抜くのが一番です。こんな感じだと友達には言えません。切腹

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Late at night, when everyone is sleeping, it's best to reach under the bed and pull out my wife's pillow. I can't tell my friends that it's like this. Seppuku