YOU SAID:

When it's late at night and everyone is asleep, I find it is the best time to reach under my bed and pull out my waifu body pillow so I can spoon her.

INTO JAPANESE

夜遅く、みんなが眠っているときは、ベッドの下に手を伸ばしてワイフ抱き枕を引き出してスプーンで飲むのが一番いい時期だと思います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Late at night, when everyone is asleep, I think it's best to reach under the bed, pull out the wife's pillow and drink with a spoon.

INTO JAPANESE

夜遅く、みんなが寝ているときは、ベッドの下に手を伸ばして、妻の枕を抜いて、スプーンで飲むのが一番いいと思います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Late at night, when everyone is sleeping, it's best to reach under the bed, pull out my wife's pillow, and drink with a spoon.

INTO JAPANESE

夜遅く、みんなが寝ているときは、ベッドの下に手を伸ばして妻の枕を引き出し、スプーンで飲むのが一番です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Late at night, when everyone is sleeping, it's best to reach under the bed, pull out my wife's pillow, and drink with a spoon.