YOU SAID:
when in doubt slap her mouth
INTO JAPANESE
疑問が彼女の口を平手打ち
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wonder's slap her mouth
INTO JAPANESE
不思議は、彼女の口を平手打ち
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No wonder's slap her mouth
INTO JAPANESE
不思議のない彼女の口を平手打ち
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No wonder her mouth up slap
INTO JAPANESE
平手打ちを彼女の口が不思議します。
Come on, you can do better than that.