YOU SAID:
when i went to france i bought a puppy but he died and soiled his pants on the way to the liquor store
INTO JAPANESE
フランスに行ったとき、子犬を買ったが、彼は死亡し、酒屋に行く途中に彼のズボンを汚
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Go to the liquor store and bought a puppy when I went to France, but he died on the way to his pants dirty.
INTO JAPANESE
酒の店に行くし、フランスに行ったが、彼彼のズボンが汚れたことに死亡したときに子犬を買った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Go to the liquor store and then went to France, but he bought a puppy to death that his trousers are dirty.
INTO JAPANESE
酒の店に行くし、フランスにそれから彼は彼のズボンが汚れている死に子犬を買ったが。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Go to the liquor store and then in France then he bought the dead puppy is in his pants dirty.
INTO JAPANESE
行く酒屋しフランスで買ったし、死んだ子犬は、彼のズボンが汚れた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Go liquor store and he bought in France, died in his pants dirty.
INTO JAPANESE
酒屋に行くし、彼は汚れたズボンで死亡したフランスで買った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Go to the liquor store, he bought in France died in dirty pants.
INTO JAPANESE
行くフランスで買った、酒屋に汚れたズボンで死亡しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Died at the liquor store I bought in France go dirty pants.
INTO JAPANESE
フランスで買った酒屋で死去した汚れたズボンを行きます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Go to dirty pants died at the liquor store I bought in France.
INTO JAPANESE
汚れたパンツは、フランスで買った酒屋で死去しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dirty panties has died at a liquor store I bought in France.
INTO JAPANESE
汚れたパンティーは、フランスで買った酒屋で死去しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dirty panties has died at a liquor store I bought in France.
You should move to Japan!