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When I was just a little lad, my father used to tell me that diamonds were completely worthless on Pluto, and toilet paper was worth it's weight in gold, similar to the pandemic experienced in the twenty first century.

INTO JAPANESE

私が幼い頃、父は冥王星ではダイヤモンドは完全に無価値であり、トイレットペーパーは21世紀に経験したパンデミックと同様に、金でその重さの価値があると言っていました。

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When I was little, my dad said that diamonds were completely worthless on Pluto, and toilet paper was worth its weight in gold, similar to the pandemics experienced in the 21st century.

INTO JAPANESE

私が小さい頃、父は冥王星ではダイヤモンドは完全に無価値であり、トイレットペーパーは21世紀に経験したパンデミックと同様に金でその重さの価値があると言いました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When I was little, my dad said that diamonds were completely worthless on Pluto, and toilet paper was as heavy as the pandemic experienced in the 21st century.

INTO JAPANESE

私が小さい頃、父は冥王星ではダイヤモンドは完全に無価値であり、トイレットペーパーは21世紀のパンデミックと同じくらい重いと言いました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When I was little, my dad said that diamonds were completely worthless on Pluto and toilet paper was as heavy as a 21st century pandemic.

INTO JAPANESE

私が小さい頃、父は冥王星ではダイヤモンドは完全に無価値であり、トイレットペーパーは21世紀のパンデミックと同じくらい重いと言いました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When I was little, my dad said that diamonds were completely worthless on Pluto and toilet paper was as heavy as a 21st century pandemic.