YOU SAID:
when i was in papua new guinea, I got taken hostage by pirates and they stole my phone
INTO JAPANESE
パプア ニューギニア独立国にしたとき海賊に人質を撮影を持って、彼らは自分の携帯電話を盗んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When the independent State of Papua New Guinea pirate has taken hostages, they stole my phone
INTO JAPANESE
彼らは自分の携帯電話を盗んだ独立国家のパプア ニューギニア海賊は人質をとるとき
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When they take hostages the pirates stole his cell phone the independent State of Papua New Guinea
INTO JAPANESE
パプア ニューギニアの独立国家彼の携帯電話を盗んだ海賊人質を取ると
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Independent State of Papua New Guinea take a pirate hostage, stole his mobile phone and
INTO JAPANESE
パプアニューギニアの独立国家は海賊人質を雇い、携帯電話を盗んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
An independent state of Papua New Guinea hired a pirate hostage and stole a cell phone
INTO JAPANESE
パプアニューギニアの独立国家は海賊人質を雇って携帯電話を盗んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
An independent state of Papua New Guinea hired a pirate hostage and stole a cell phone
You should move to Japan!