YOU SAID:
when i was 8 a cabinet fell on me
INTO JAPANESE
私が8歳のとき、キャビネットが私の上に落ちました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A cabinet fell on me when I was eight
INTO JAPANESE
私が8歳のとき、キャビネットが私の上に落ちました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A cabinet fell on me when I was eight
That didn't even make that much sense in English.