YOU SAID:
when i peanut buttered my armpits, they turned purple and i shot my cat. yay!
INTO JAPANESE
私がピーナッツバターでわきの下にバターを塗ると、彼らは紫色になり、猫を撃ちました。わーい！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I buttered the armpits with peanut butter, they turned purple and shot a cat. Hooray!
INTO JAPANESE
私がピーナッツバターで脇の下にバターを塗ったとき、彼らは紫色に変わり、猫を撃ちました。やった！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I buttered the armpit with peanut butter, they turned purple and shot a cat. Hooray!
INTO JAPANESE
私がピーナッツバターで脇の下にバターを塗ると、彼らは紫色に変わり、猫を撃ちました。やった！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I buttered the armpit with peanut butter, they turned purple and shot a cat. Hooray!
You should move to Japan!
