YOU SAID:

When, I, obviously, was but a wee lad, I lost my nose in the most unusual accident

INTO JAPANESE

私が、明らかに、おしっこ少年にすぎなかったとき、私は最も珍しい事故で鼻を失いました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When I was, apparently, just a pee boy, I lost my nose in the most unusual accident.

INTO JAPANESE

どうやらおしっこ少年だったらしいのですが、一番珍しい事故で鼻を失ってしまいました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Apparently, he was a pee boy, but he lost his nose in the most unusual accident.

INTO JAPANESE

どうやら、彼はおしっこ少年だったが、彼は最も珍しい事故で鼻を失った。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Apparently, he was a pee boy, but he lost his nose in the most unusual accident.