YOU SAID:
When I go to the loo I do not return ☺
INTO JAPANESE
私がlooに行くとき、私は返さない☺
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When I go to the loo, I do not return ☺
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☺ を返さないときにトイレに行ったら、
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☺ returned as I went to the toilet
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トイレに行ったとして返された ☺
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Went to the bathroom and then returned ☺
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トイレに行った後、戻ります ☺
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Went to the toilet and then return ☺
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トイレと戻り ☺ に行きました
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Toilet and return ☺ the went
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トイレとリターン ☺、行った
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Toilet and return ☺, went
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トイレと戻り ☺
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Toilet and return ☺
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トイレとリターン ☺
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Toilet and return ☺
That's deep, man.