YOU SAID:
when I go to sleep I like going to the bath tub and crying then I go eat some toes you fool
INTO JAPANESE
私が眠りにつくとき、私はバスタブに行くのが好きで、泣いて、あなたが愚かな発疹を食べるのが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I fall asleep, I like to go to the bathtub, I cry and like to eat stupid rash
INTO JAPANESE
私が眠りにつくとき、私はバスタブに行きたい、私は泣いて、ばかな発疹を食べたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I fall asleep, I want to go to the bathtub, I want to cry and eat a stupid rash
INTO JAPANESE
私が眠りにつくとき、私はバスタブに行きたい、私は泣いて愚かな発疹を食べたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I fall asleep, I want to go to the bathtub, I want to cry and eat a silly rash
INTO JAPANESE
私が眠りにつくとき、私はバスタブに行きたい、私は泣いて愚かな発疹を食べたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I fall asleep, I want to go to the bathtub, I want to cry and eat a silly rash
That didn't even make that much sense in English.