YOU SAID:
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.
INTO JAPANESE
貧しい人に食べ物をあげると、彼らは私を聖人と呼んでいます。なぜ貧しい人に食べ物がないのかと尋ねると、彼らは私を共産主義者と呼んでいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When they give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When they ask why the poor do not have food, they call me a communist.
INTO JAPANESE
彼らが貧しい人々に食物を与えるとき、彼らは私を聖人と呼びます。なぜ貧しい人たちに食物がないのかと尋ねると、彼らは私を共産主義者と呼んでいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When they feed the poor, they call me a saint. When they ask why the poor do not have food, they call me a communist.
INTO JAPANESE
彼らが貧しい人々を養うとき、彼らは私を聖人と呼びます。なぜ貧しい人たちに食物がないのかと尋ねると、彼らは私を共産主義者と呼んでいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When they feed the poor, they call me a saint. When they ask why the poor do not have food, they call me a communist.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.