YOU SAID:
When I found Will on the streets, I gave him a pancake and a knife. He stabbed himself, so I ate his pancake and his dog.
INTO JAPANESE
路上でウィルを見つけたとき、私は彼にパンケーキとナイフを渡した。彼は自分自身を刺したので、私は彼のパンケーキと彼の犬を食べました.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I saw Will on the street, I gave him pancakes and a knife. He stabbed himself so I ate his pancakes and his dog.
INTO JAPANESE
通りでウィルを見かけたとき、私は彼にパンケーキとナイフを渡した。彼は自分自身を刺したので、私は彼のパンケーキと彼の犬を食べました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I saw Will on the street, I gave him pancakes and a knife. He stabbed himself so I ate his pancakes and his dog.
Come on, you can do better than that.