YOU SAID:
When I find a bottle of beer in my dad's coat he gets mad at me and kick the dog until it farts.
INTO JAPANESE
私は父のコートにビールのボトルを見つけたとき、彼は私に怒り、それがオナラになるまで犬を蹴ります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I find a bottle of beer on my father's coat, he gets angry with me and kicks the dog until it becomes a fart.
INTO JAPANESE
父のコートにビールのボトルを見つけると、彼は私に腹を立てて、おならになるまで犬を蹴ります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I find a bottle of beer on my father's coat, he get angry with me and kicks the dog until I'm a longing.
INTO JAPANESE
父のコートにビールのボトルを見つけると、彼は私に腹を立てて、私が憧れるまで犬を蹴ります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I find a bottle of beer on my father's coat, he gets angry with me and kicks the dog until I yearn.
INTO JAPANESE
父のコートにビールのボトルを見つけると、彼は私に腹を立てて、私があきぬれるまで犬を蹴ります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I find a bottle of beer in my father's coat, he gets angry with me and kicks the dog until I get wet.
INTO JAPANESE
父のコートにビールのボトルを見つけると、彼は私に腹を立てて、私が濡れるまで犬を蹴ります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I find a bottle of beer in my father's coat, he gets angry with me and kicks the dog until I get wet.
This is a real translation party!