YOU SAID:
when i fart i cough to cover it
INTO JAPANESE
私がおならをするとき私はそれをカバーするために咳
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cough for me to cover it when I fart
INTO JAPANESE
私がおならをするとき私はそれをカバーするための咳
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cough for me to cover it when I fart
You've done this before, haven't you.