YOU SAID:
when i eat bananas i like to become a banana but only if the banana is ripe and mushy otherwise i would like to become an apple who likes to eat bananas
INTO JAPANESE
バナナを食べるときはバナナになりたいのですが、バナナが熟していてどろどろしている場合に限り、バナナを食べるのが好きなリンゴになりたいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to be a banana when I eat bananas, but I want to be an apple that likes to eat bananas only if the bananas are ripe and muddy.
INTO JAPANESE
バナナを食べるときはバナナになりたいのですが、バナナが熟して泥だらけのときだけバナナを食べるのが好きなリンゴになりたいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to be a banana when I eat bananas, but I want to be an apple that likes to eat bananas only when the bananas are ripe and muddy.
INTO JAPANESE
バナナを食べるときはバナナになりたいのですが、バナナが熟して泥だらけのときだけバナナを食べるのが好きなリンゴになりたいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to be a banana when I eat bananas, but I want to be an apple that likes to eat bananas only when the bananas are ripe and muddy.
You should move to Japan!