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When I eat at McDonald's, I nearly always end up blowing chunks from both ends

INTO JAPANESE

マクドナルドで食べると、ほとんどいつも両端から塊を吹き飛ばす

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Eating at McDonald's almost always blows lumps from both ends

INTO JAPANESE

マクドナルドで食べることはほとんど常に両端から塊を吹く

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Eating at McDonald's almost always blows lumps from both ends