YOU SAID:
when i eat 5 calories, my body melts into a mushy goo
INTO JAPANESE
私の体が溶けてどろどろグー 5 カロリーを食べると
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My body is melting and eating mushy Goo 5 calories
INTO JAPANESE
私の体の溶融とどろどろのグー 5 カロリーを食べて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eating my body melt and mushy Goo 5 calories
INTO JAPANESE
私の体の溶融とどろどろのグー 5 カロリーを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat my body melt and mushy Goo 5 calories
INTO JAPANESE
私の体の溶融とどろどろのグー 5 カロリーを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat my body melt and mushy Goo 5 calories
That didn't even make that much sense in English.