YOU SAID:
When I can’t sleep I eat watermelon and drink coffee.
INTO JAPANESE
眠れないときは、スイカを食べてコーヒーを飲みます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you can't sleep, eat watermelon and drink coffee.
INTO JAPANESE
眠れない場合は、スイカを食べてコーヒーを飲みます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you can't sleep, eat watermelon and drink coffee.
That's deep, man.