YOU SAID:
When I am doing peaches I like to eat prosthetic legs with a side of mayo as long as there is a woman to hundred meters from me or I will die because of my curse according to my records at least.
INTO JAPANESE
桃をやっているときは、100メートル離れたところに女性がいる限り、マヨの側面を持った義足を食べるのが好きです。そうしないと、少なくとも私の記録によれば、呪いのために死んでしまいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When doing peaches, I like to eat prostheses with the sides of the mayo, as long as there is a woman 100 meters away. Otherwise, at least according to my records, I will die from the curse.
INTO JAPANESE
桃をするときは、100メートル離れたところに女性がいる限り、マヨネーズを横にした義足を食べるのが好きです。そうでなければ、少なくとも私の記録によれば、私は呪いで死ぬでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When peaching, I like to eat a prosthesis with mayonnaise lying down, as long as there is a woman 100 meters away. Otherwise, at least according to my records, I would die of a curse.
INTO JAPANESE
ピーチをするときは、100メートル離れたところに女性がいる限り、マヨネーズを横にした義足を食べるのが好きです。そうでなければ、少なくとも私の記録によれば、私は呪いで死ぬでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When peaching, I like to eat a prosthesis with mayonnaise lying down, as long as there is a woman 100 meters away. Otherwise, at least according to my records, I would die of a curse.
You've done this before, haven't you.