YOU SAID:
When he smiled the girls went wild with oohs and ahhs and they slapped his face on every vase on every voss
INTO JAPANESE
彼が微笑んだとき、女の子たちはああとああで暴れ、彼らはすべてのvossのすべての花瓶に彼の顔を平手打ちしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When he smiled, the girls went on a rampage with ah and ah and they slapped his face on every vase of all voss
INTO JAPANESE
彼が微笑んだとき、女の子たちはああとああで暴れ、彼らはすべてのvossのすべての花瓶に彼の顔を平手打ちしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When he smiled, the girls went on a rampage with ah and ah and they slapped his face on every vase of all voss
That didn't even make that much sense in English.