YOU SAID:
when he poops, he poops
INTO JAPANESE
彼がうんちすると、彼はうんち
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When he gets pissed, he gets pissed
INTO JAPANESE
彼が怒ったとき、彼は怒った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He got angry when he got angry
INTO JAPANESE
彼は怒ったとき彼は怒った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He got angry when he got angry
Come on, you can do better than that.