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When given a choice between Crab Juice and a certain sugary soft drink, Homer chooses the crab juice--several cans of it. Unfortunately there's no nearby bathroom....
INTO JAPANESE
カニジュースと特定の甘いソフトドリンクのどちらかを選択すると、ホーマーはカニジュース（数缶）を選択します。残念ながら近くにバスルームはありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When choosing between crab juice and certain sweet soft drinks, Homer chooses crab juice (several cans). Unfortunately there is no bathroom nearby.
INTO JAPANESE
カニジュースと特定の甘いソフトドリンクのどちらかを選択するとき、ホーマーはカニジュース（いくつかの缶）を選択します。残念ながら近くにバスルームはありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When choosing between crab juice and certain sweet soft drinks, Homer chooses crab juice (several cans). Unfortunately there is no bathroom nearby.
That's deep, man.
