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彼女はいつ来るの？わあ、私のを一つもらってもいい？頼むから、いつ行くの？やあ、今日は一体何を言っているの？

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When is she coming? Wow, can I have one of mine? Please, when is she coming? Hey, what are you talking about today?

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彼女はいつ来るの？わあ、私のをもらってもいい？お願い、彼女はいつ来るの？ねえ、今日は何の話をしてるの？

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When is she coming? Wow, can I have mine? Please, when is she coming? Hey, what are we talking about today?

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彼女はいつ来るの？わあ、私ももらってもいい？お願い、彼女はいつ来るの？ねえ、今日は何の話をしてるの？

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When is she coming? Wow, can I have one too? Please, when is she coming? Hey, what are we talking about today?

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彼女はいつ来るの？わあ、私ももらってもいい？お願い、彼女はいつ来るの？ねえ、今日は何の話をしようかな？

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When is she coming? Wow, can I have one too? Please, when is she coming? Hey, what should we talk about today?

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彼女はいつ来るの？わあ、私ももらってもいい？お願い、彼女はいつ来るの？ねえ、今日は何を話しましょうか？

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When is she coming? Wow, can I have one too? Please, when is she coming? Hey, what shall we talk about today?

INTO JAPANESE

彼女はいつ来るの？わあ、私ももらってもいい？お願い、彼女はいつ来るの？ねえ、今日は何を話しましょうか？

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When is she coming? Wow, can I have one too? Please, when is she coming? Hey, what shall we talk about today?