YOU SAID:
When chickens make noise my wife rips her hair out
INTO JAPANESE
ニワトリが騒ぐと、妻は髪を引きちぎる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When the chickens make a fuss, the wife tears her hair.
INTO JAPANESE
ニワトリが大騒ぎすると、妻は髪を裂く。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When the chickens make a fuss, the wife tears her hair.
You should move to Japan!