YOU SAID:
When cats eat catnip they act like a drunk human.
INTO JAPANESE
猫がキャットニップを食べるとき、彼らは酔った人間のように振る舞います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When cats eat catnip, they behave like drunk humans.
INTO JAPANESE
猫がキャットニップを食べるとき、彼らは酔った人間のように振る舞います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When cats eat catnip, they behave like drunk humans.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.