YOU SAID:
when arriving upon a kneecap stealing extravaganza, one must first properly prepare the vessel used for storage of said knee caps
INTO JAPANESE
膝蓋骨を盗む豪華な祭典に到着したら、まず膝蓋骨の保管に使用する容器を適切に準備しなければなりません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once you arrive at the patella stealing extravaganza, you must first properly prepare the container that will be used to store the patella
INTO JAPANESE
膝蓋骨盗みの祭典に到着したら、まず膝蓋骨を保管するための容器を適切に準備する必要があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once you arrive at your patella-stealing extravaganza, the first thing you need to do is properly prepare a container to store your patellas.
INTO JAPANESE
膝蓋骨を盗む祭典に到着したら、最初に行う必要があるのは、膝蓋骨を保管する容器を適切に準備することです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once you arrive at your patella-stealing fest, the first thing you need to do is properly prepare the container in which you will store your patellas.
INTO JAPANESE
膝蓋骨盗み祭りに到着したら、最初に行う必要があるのは、膝蓋骨を保管する容器を適切に準備することです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once you arrive at the patella-stealing fest, the first thing you need to do is properly prepare the container in which you will store your patellas.
INTO JAPANESE
膝蓋骨盗み祭りに到着したら、まず最初に膝蓋骨を保管する容器を適切に準備する必要があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once you arrive at the patella-stealing fest, the first thing you need to do is properly prepare the container in which you will store your patellas.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.