YOU SAID:

when are you gonna come over and kill a bottle of wine and pack of condoms with me??

INTO JAPANESE

いつ来て、ワインのボトルと私とコンドームのパックを殺すのか?

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Come at any time, to pack a bottle of wine and my condoms kill?

INTO JAPANESE

エッサイは、ろばにパンを負わせ、皮袋にいれたぶどう酒一袋と、やぎの子とを取って、その子ダビデの手によってサウルに送った。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

And Jesse took an ass laden with bread, and a bottle of wine, and a kid, and sent them by David his son unto Saul.

INTO JAPANESE

エッサイは、ろばにパンを負わせ、皮袋にいれたぶどう酒一袋と、やぎの子とを取って、その子ダビデの手によってサウルに送った。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

And Jesse took an ass laden with bread, and a bottle of wine, and a kid, and sent them by David his son unto Saul.