YOU SAID:
When and where do you want to dine, my friend?
INTO JAPANESE
私の友人、いつどこで食事をしたいですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My friend, when and where do you want to eat?
INTO JAPANESE
私の友人、いつどこで食べたいですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My friend, when and where do you want to eat?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.