YOU SAID:
When a subject sits on SCP-258, grasps its handles, and begins rocking back and forth, they report that a feeling of peace and contentment washes over them; the 'eyes' of the object then begin leaking SCP-258-1 at an accelerated rate, relative to the effect it has on its user's state of mind.
INTO JAPANESE
被験者がSCP-258に座り、ハンドルを握り、前後に揺れ始めると、平和と満足感が彼らを襲うと報告します。オブジェクトの「目」は、SCP-258-1が使用者の精神状態に及ぼす影響と比較して、加速度的にSCP-258-1を漏らし始めます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Subjects report feeling a sense of peace and contentment as they sit in SCP-258, grip the steering wheel, and begin rocking back and forth. The object's "eyes" begin to leak SCP-258-1 at an accelerated rate compared to the effect SCP-258-1 has on the user's mental state.
INTO JAPANESE
被験者はSCP-258に座り、ハンドルを握り、前後に揺れ始めると、安らぎと満足感を感じたと報告しています。オブジェクトの「目」は、SCP-258-1がユーザーの精神状態に及ぼす影響と比較して、加速度的にSCP-258-1を漏らし始めます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Subjects report a feeling of peace and contentment as they sit in SCP-258, grip the steering wheel, and begin rocking back and forth. The object's "eyes" begin to leak SCP-258-1 at an accelerated rate compared to the effect SCP-258-1 has on the user's mental state.
INTO JAPANESE
被験者はSCP-258に座り、ハンドルを握り、前後に揺れ始めると、安らぎと満足感を報告します。オブジェクトの「目」は、SCP-258-1がユーザーの精神状態に及ぼす影響と比較して、加速した速度でSCP-258-1を漏らし始めます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Subjects will sit in SCP-258, grip the steering wheel, and begin rocking back and forth, reporting a sense of comfort and contentment. The object's "eyes" begin to leak SCP-258-1 at an accelerated rate compared to the effect SCP-258-1 has on the user's mental state.
INTO JAPANESE
被験者はSCP-258に座り、ハンドルを握り、前後に揺れ始め、快適さと満足感を報告します。オブジェクトの「目」は、SCP-258-1がユーザーの精神状態に及ぼす影響と比較して、加速した速度でSCP-258-1を漏らし始めます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Subject sits in SCP-258, grips the steering wheel, and begins rocking back and forth, reporting comfort and satisfaction. The object's "eyes" begin to leak SCP-258-1 at an accelerated rate compared to the effect SCP-258-1 has on the user's mental state.
INTO JAPANESE
対象はSCP-258に座り、ハンドルを握り、前後に揺れ始め、快適さと満足感を報告します。オブジェクトの「目」は、SCP-258-1がユーザーの精神状態に及ぼす影響と比較して、加速度的にSCP-258-1を漏らし始めます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Subject sits in SCP-258, grips the steering wheel, and begins rocking back and forth, reporting comfort and satisfaction. The object's "eyes" begin to leak SCP-258-1 at an accelerated rate compared to the effect SCP-258-1 has on the user's mental state.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.