YOU SAID:
When a hairy cow moos, the whole earth goes to pieces.
INTO JAPANESE
毛むくじゃくしゃの牛がいれば、地球全体が壊れてしまいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If there are cow of hairy cow, the whole earth will be broken.
INTO JAPANESE
毛むくじゃくした牛の牛があれば、全地球が壊れるでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you have cow cow with hairy cow, the whole earth will be broken.
INTO JAPANESE
もしあなたが牛の牛を持っていれば、地球全体が壊れるでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you have cows' cows, the whole planet will be destroyed.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが牛の牛を持っていれば、惑星全体が破壊されます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you have cattle cows, the entire planet will be destroyed.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが牛を持っているならば、惑星全体が破壊されます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you have a cow, the entire planet will be destroyed.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが牛を持っているならば、惑星全体が破壊されます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you have a cow, the entire planet will be destroyed.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.