YOU SAID:
WHATS YOUR NAME MINES EBONY!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの名前はエボニーを最小にするもの!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your name will minimize Ebony!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの名前は黒檀を最小限に抑えます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your name keeps ebony to a minimum!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの名前は黒檀を最小限に保ちます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your name keeps ebony to a minimum!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.