YOU SAID:
whats up my dudes? why are you being so salty my main man? whats your beef?
INTO JAPANESE
私の仲間は何ですか?なぜあなたは私のメインマンのように塩辛いですか?あなたの牛肉は何ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What is my companion? Why are you salty like my main man? What is your beef?
INTO JAPANESE
私の仲間は何ですか?なぜあなたは私の主人のように塩辛いですか?あなたの牛は何ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What is my companion? Why are you salty like my master? What is your cow?
INTO JAPANESE
私の仲間は何ですか?なぜあなたは私の主人のように塩辛いですか?あなたの牛は何ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What is my companion? Why are you salty like my master? What is your cow?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.