YOU SAID:
whats today's date? oh wait today doesnt exist
INTO JAPANESE
今日は何日ですか?ああ、今日は存在しない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What day is it today? Oh, it doesn't exist today
INTO JAPANESE
今日は何曜日ですか?ああ、今日は存在しません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What day is it today? Oh, it doesn't exist today
You've done this before, haven't you.