YOU SAID:
Ну я не пукаю тебе в лицо
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まあ、私はあなたの顔にオナラをしません
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well i won't fart in your face
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あなたの顔にオナラはしません
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i won't fart on your face
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私はあなたの顔におならをしません
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i won't fart in your face
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私はあなたの顔にオナラをしません
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i won't fart on your face
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私はあなたの顔におならをしません
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i won't fart in your face
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私はあなたの顔にオナラをしません
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium