YOU SAID:
私は私のズボンをたわごと
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のズボンをわわせ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I let my pants break
INTO JAPANESE
ズボンを壊しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I broke my pants
INTO JAPANESE
ズボンを壊した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I broke my pants
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